Maddie: Hey Courtney, should we go to the party at the Phi Beta Delta tonight?
Courtney: Hell no, stay away from that rape ranch.
Scott: Hey Mark, where are you taking that shotgun?
Mark: To the Delts house.
Scott: What happened there?
Mark: One of them wants to take my sister down to the rape ranch for date night.
Scott: Is there another bat in the house? I gotta join you.
Mark: You're a good man Scott.
Courtney: Hell no, stay away from that rape ranch.
Scott: Hey Mark, where are you taking that shotgun?
Mark: To the Delts house.
Scott: What happened there?
Mark: One of them wants to take my sister down to the rape ranch for date night.
Scott: Is there another bat in the house? I gotta join you.
Mark: You're a good man Scott.
by JustAnotherSaturdayNight February 26, 2016
by Strictly Section September 16, 2020
Ranch, ranch is a term for FRESH cum. Or to be face fucked then cummed on. So, hope y'all get some hot ranch ;)
by Dickdumbdaddy August 21, 2018
When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus
Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.
Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.
Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy
by cheetospicy July 09, 2019
Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.
by Jerry skinner June 22, 2018
by bruh meme September 30, 2020
by Aman54 February 15, 2016