protein sandwich

A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein

My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.

Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"

Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job

by Gingersnap August 5, 2014

Protein Hoe

Someone who shares their protein products with many people

Georgia served made Alison some protein pancakes. That was our 'thing'. What a PROTEIN HOE!

by gotcha btch December 28, 2015

Protein god

A man who bulks for life and uses protein supplements such as Optimum Nutrition 100% Gold standard whey protein isolate. Insanely buff and has biceps that will impress. Hates carbs and unhealthy eating.

Look at that man's biceps! He is definitely a protein god.

by lolerlking September 20, 2018

Protein shake

When you jack off into your mouth in order to get your protein for the day.

Yo Jordan I had the best protein shake ever this morning!

by Negromancer420 May 9, 2019

protein diet

A diet consumed by a person, only served to them by a man. Purpose is for weight loss. The only sustenance is provided to them by their male partner ejaculating in their mouth.

My bitch's ass was getting big so i put her on the protein diet.

by jmhunter July 7, 2010

Wisconsin Protein Bar

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.

I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.

by Thebrothers42069 December 20, 2024

Protein sip

The last gulp of a drink that comes with all the backwash

Hey man, do you want to finish this drink? Nah, that's the protein sip

by Pepper24 July 8, 2017