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Paradise Problems

These are problems, which, if you don’t live in Paradise you don’t feel sorry for people that have them. As mywalksinparadise would say, “I know it’s freezing where many of you are at right now, so I know you won’t care, but it’s a little too hot today.”
Well folks, I’m having some paradise problems right now. It’s so sunny I can’t see my phone.
by mywalksinparadise February 21, 2023
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nothing problem

A nothing problem is an issue that is in fact, not an issue.
Person 1: YO I just got 3k downvotes on reddit, I'm so angry, I'm gonna cry!
Person 2: Bro that's a nothing problem, you haven't paid your rent in a month, better worry about that dumbass!
by drahnoel May 17, 2023
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BPB (Back Problem Boobs)

Boobs that are so large that they cause back problems.
Yo man, that girl is stacked. She's got a mad case of BPB (Back Problem Boobs).
by boob enthusiast February 11, 2010
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two-body problem

a situation in which an academic must choose between giving priority to his/her career or his/her significant other, especially with regard to his/her location of residence;

relocating to an institution based on proximity to one's significant other at the cost of prestige, or relocating for a prestigious position at the expense of one's relationship with his/her significant other;

a system whose solution gives the equations of geographic motion of an academic and his/her significant other, often solvable by separation into center of mass motion and displacement vector motion
-"She chose UC-Irvine over MIT?"
-"Yeah, it's a two-body problem. Her boyfriend works at UCLA."
by Rayleigh–Bénard March 30, 2013
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Miscellaneous dick problem

A woman in a relationship that likes to sleep around with various men.
Bob just found out his wife has a miscellaneous dick problem when he came home from work early.

Jenny let the football team run a train on her, she really has a miscellaneous dick problem.
by CJR8402 May 3, 2014
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layer 8 problem

The problem sits in front of the Computer.
The Programm doesn't have a bug ,it's a layer 8 problem.
by Richardk2n June 18, 2017
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Palm tree problems

Palm tree problems : the inability to make a decision while on vacation. Similar to first world problems, complaints in response to the perceived absence of more pressing concerns. 🏝

“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “
I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹
by Allkindaoftrouble March 27, 2019
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