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presley had a big dick and knows how to use it. he makes it everyone’s legs shake. he once dated a whore who has been ran through so many woman one person cannot even keep track
that nigga presley has a massive dick and he left my legs shaking for days
by anonymous December 28, 2024
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Presley (Mr. PP)

An individual with an unusual obsession with shitty Fujifilm cameras, old men, and a distinct lack of romantic success. Presley's Mum tends to look like His Father, which is evident with how his family tree resembles a chain. I'd call Him a toad-eyed-pig, but that would be an insult to the writhing monstrosity.
To do a Presley (Mr. PP) is being defined to dance with dead mice while thinking about your favourite Serial Killer
by Not that guy you know. March 12, 2025
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Presley

Presley is such an amazing and thoughtful girl. If you have a Presley, make sure you keep her in your life. She will change you forever and make you the happiest person alive. She always has such high energy and she will always make sure if you’re okay. She is sooo pretty and kind.
Presley is such an amazing friend and she is always there for you.
by Bentlee Simpson January 11, 2026
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Presley

Presley is such an amazing and thoughtful girl. If you have a Presley, make sure you keep her in your life. She will change you forever and make you the happiest person alive. She always has such high energy and she will always make sure if you’re okay. She is sooo pretty and kind.
Presley is such an amazing friend and she is always there for you.
by Bentlee Simpson January 11, 2026
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aaron presley edwards

An overly horny teenage boy who spends his free time talking to his favorite people a red head and a brunette,playing Madden,sneaking out and hanging out with his football friends. Oh he gotta small dick toooo
You have you seen Aaron Presley Edwards latley? No I haven't he's probably doing what he always does.
by Hahaha guess bitch. January 21, 2018
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A Presley

Whenever you're in the middle of helping elderly people move into a new house... And then you smash a doorframe with a desk
Wow! You just pulled a presley
by `dad October 27, 2019
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van presley language

my hot wife presley’s personal language, its the best language ever, and deserves more credit <3
Omg! did you hear kai making fun of presys awesome language?!? how dare he! ( van presley language is the best language ever )
by ivyy !! April 14, 2022
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