by billybobjoejack April 18, 2017

She’s my potato I tell her everything
by Jooms x January 8, 2020

Ben: "Haha! You own a potato! You own a potato!" *gets slapped* "OW! Why'd you do that?"
George: "You affluent b*tch."
George: "You affluent b*tch."
by JensenButton March 4, 2016

A unit of currency. When used in this sense, the plural is "potato." Related units of currency are the turnip, the goat, etc.
by MangMang April 11, 2015
