mouse potato

Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.

You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You're such a mouse potato

mouse potato by el January 7, 2005

I potato you

No one says this.

"I potato you"

"What are you are talking about, no one says this."

"啥“

-Andrew Cap

I potato you by aNdrew Cap April 21, 2021

Cooch Potato 

A woman that don't ride cock, rejects the cock, does not approve of the cock.

Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."

Illingsworth: "I say you giddy concubine, don't be a cooch potato. Ride the cock, it loves thee."

Cooch Potato by Javier & John June 24 June 25, 2008

I potato you

I potato you is between I like you and I love you.

Due to the lack of a good english word to represent the stage between a crush and love, potato has developed as an inbetween word.

Potatos start small and grow representing the growth from like to love.

like love crush relationship

Oh (insert special someone's name here), I potato you!

I potato you by Dauntless72 September 23, 2016

Potaters 

The Redneck Way of Saying Potatoes. Rednecks as in Midwest and West Virginia.

Boy Betty, I sure do like them potater salads you just done did make over them there.

Potaters by Andrew Sinclair July 6, 2004

Potato boy

A sexual position created by comedian, Eric Andre.

It is described as having sex with Haley Joel Osment.

Coined in Hot Ones interview with Eric Andre.

Forget reverse cowgirl, potato boy is where it's at.

Potato boy by Black Sideburns August 8, 2016

gash potatoes 

The rolled up and partially dissolved bits of toilet paper found in a dirty vagina while you're eating it.

Can also refer to any creamy whitish substance found between the folds of a vagina while eating it.

Let's run a gravy train on those gash potatoes.

gash potatoes by The Shizifist March 23, 2011