Portland High School

A high school in Michigan where students go to fail, go online, or drop out. No one likes it there, teachers don't teach, drugs are the only thing next to juul that students have passion for. It's the worst place on actual earth.

Portland High School is the worst place on Earth!

by Someone who went to online January 31, 2020

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Portland Penis Prickler

After an Oregon Ducks game a bunch of rowdy and drunk fans strap one fan of the enemy team down to a wooden board and stick toothpicks in their dick until they quack like the mascot, the Oregon Duck.

Yeah, we really gave that inbred Florida State Fan the Portland Penis Prickler after the Rose Bowl.

by EliteSquall January 03, 2015

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Portland frank

When you put mustard on your dick

I gave Jenny a Portland frank

by Jimmy dean sausage 405 March 31, 2018

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Portland puddin dip

When you dip your penis into dark chocolate pudding, cover it with coconut clusters, and dip it into your womans anus, who then puts it in her mouth and samples your masterpiece.

I was going to give her a jelly donut, but decided to go give her the portland puddin dip because we had some leftover pudding and coconut clusters.

by ross clitte October 15, 2008

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Portland State University

a briefcase school known for its unattached student body and terrible athletics. Students only concerned with getting in and getting out, without going through the college experience. Consistent growing fan base of 5 students per football game, 2 for mens basketball, and none for womens basketball, where scores run low. Should be a D-III school, but somehow paid its way to D1. Mascot is the Viking, which it stole from every other college, high school, and middle school. Alumni hate PSU, students go there to not be bothered, and scum creeps up from the street to take part in their athletics. Go Viks!

wow, he is going to portland state university? what a waste of talent...

Portland state university womens basketball loses yet again

Portland state university football will be playing their rival, the local middle school, who currently hold a 5 game winning streak!

by OUDux March 16, 2008

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