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The Porter

When you jizz all over a girls face and extract her period blood and pour it all over her, before you release your steaming diarrhoea all over her. Then you get your dad to lick it off naked.
Oh man I gave my girl the porter last night, it was rad.
by youreds February 10, 2025
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gina porter

Omg look Gina Porter is so hot!
by Jdkudvekeoswo September 26, 2021
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Coach porter

Big,strong,muscular hunk who makes girls go crazy everywhere he goes. His activities involve bullying kids, weight lifting, and taking trash.
Damn coach porter was going crazy when he was lifting
by Chekosoncm May 13, 2018
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Porter's

Miss Porter's School, also referred to as Missy P’s or Porter’s, is a prestigious all-girls boarding school in Farmington, CT. It has been chosen as the #1 all-girls boarding school in the nation, boasting the highest endowment of all-girls preparatory schools with upwards of $130 million. Dr. Katherine G. Windsor is their fearless leader, being one of the highest paid headmasters in America. Porter's is well known for graduating highly competitive, intellectual, and very well put together students who are most often accepted to ivy leagues. Notable Alumnae include Jackie Kennedy, Lilly Pulitzer, Agnes Gund and Laura Rockefeller. Porter’s girls are well known for their lavish lives, often flying their family jet into the nearest private airport to make their arrival back on campus. Clearly superior to Walker’s, the official Porter’s reject school, Porter’s could easily run circles around them with their IQs. Porter’s also possesses the strongest soccer team in the Founders League, winning Class B, the Founders League Championship, and qualifying for the NEPSAC for many consecutive years. An Avon boy drools over a Porter’s girl as a Walker’s girl drools over hiding their shitty personalities through creating subpar social media platforms.
Avon Boy#1: "Porter's girls are so hot! I'll never get with a Walker's girl!"
Avon Boy #2: "Yea, I know. Walker's girls are total wannabes. If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb their ego and jump to their IQ."
by cashmoneyflow555 November 18, 2018
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Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then having a homeless man mug you for everything except a shitty android.
I can’t go to the bar-hopping for a few weeks. I got Portered
by Lilbob February 10, 2025
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Michael Porter Mason

He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason
This guy Michael Porter Mason just beamed a 3 in my face smh
by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023
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Pottty Porter

Polititian that mickey fin's teenage girls date rape drugs, and yet achieves political merit.
Don't be a Pottty Porter. Leave that girl's drink alone. Oh, and don't rape anyone. It's wrong, dude...
by anonymous September 13, 2021
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