Long John Piping

When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.

E.G.

'How was your date last night?'

'Yeah it was alright.'

'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'

E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'

by Tonybaloney123 September 5, 2023

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popping one

1. To pop one. When your little fella pops up to say hello - an erection, usually spontaneous, brought on by a sudden event such as a hot, barely-dressed girl walking by.

2. Similar to the above but used in figurative speech to imply an extreme liking for something.

1. We were at the beach last week and Maria took her top off, I was popping one so bad I had to go sit down in the shade.

2. I was totally popping one when I saw The Fucking Champs live.

by BrokeAccount April 12, 2005

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Free Pooping

The act of defecating in an open or public place without care or concern of onlookers. Most often done in a hurry and without wiping properly.

Those dirty wooks at the music festival wouldn't even wait in line for the port-a-potty. They were just free pooping all over the side of the mountain

by TheSwayze August 25, 2011

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pooping on the clock

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.

mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.

by TeeKaih November 6, 2009

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popping gum

running your mouth and can't back it up; talking excessively with no truth, talking smack to someone with no intensions on doing anything (flexing).

You can't ever believe anything Tyrone says, he's always popping gum.

by Sexie Red December 8, 2010

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Poking Transmitted Disease(PTD)

On Facebook when you poke someone on facebook, you poke everyone they've poked, and everyone they've poked...this is how PTD's are spread

Guy 1: I just poked her on facebook

Guy 2: yeah, but she's poked like over 100 people as well

Guy 1: so i could possibly have poking transmitted disease(PTD)

Guy 2: afraid so

Guy 1: damn it

by movieguy92 March 20, 2011

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