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platinum

a synonym of the word fart used always after you fart. fart
(fart sound) PLATINUM!
by Zoobob July 22, 2004
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Platinum Shower

The act of vomitting on partner at point of climax.
I can't bust unless I give (or get) a platinum shower.
by P5yCo05 January 7, 2011
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Platinum-Audio

Platinum-Audio PWNS All Coke!
Platinum-Audio PWNS And OWNS Cokemusic
by Nick July 11, 2004
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Obama's Platinum

An electronic benefits card given to people who cannot provide for themselves monetarily (mainly for food.) Named rightly so because President Obama will "give one to anyone."
Cashier: "Your total is going to be 100.00"

Card Holder: "Oh snap, let me get out my "Obama's Platinum" to pay for this food!!"

or..

Card Holder talking to friend: We can get some candy, cake, pop, ice cream, you name it!

Friend: Dang! How are you going to pay for all this?

Card Holder: Don't worry, I get $600 a month on my "Obama's Platinum" I'll pay for it!

Friend: I need to get me one of them cards!
by Dequandry Ryan August 23, 2011
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Platinum Rapper

The Mexican lady down the street that wraps burritos for everyone.
Damn, you see that crazy Mexicano with all her tortillas and meat and cheese? I wanna get with her tonight, the Platinum Rapper.
by yiggidyjigitywacko October 31, 2008
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PlatinumKizz

1. A kiss so hot that the kiss alone could make you blow a load or get damn close to it.

2. A kiss so amazing that you'll want only that one person to kiss you like that for the rest of your life.

3. A very valuable kiss, one that not many people get.
Ex. 1
"yeah i kissed him, he was definitely a PlatinumKizz"

Ex. 2
"that PlatinumKizz ruined kissing for me, forever."

Ex. 3
"Wow, you mean you actually got a PlatinumKizz outta him? I'm SURPRISED!"
by TheLuckyBoi February 16, 2009
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platinumback

A mature human male who has achieved alpha status and consequently copulation with extremely healthy female(s) via wealth, especially with regard to his comparative lack of physical fitness and that of his (commonly exquisite) female companion(s). Derived from the platinum credit card(s) he has + the term silverback of Gorilla fame.
This chick on the beach had the most bangin' rig known to man. She was rocking the bikini up and down the sand. I scoped for the giant ogre I assumed she was with but it turns out she's here with that tubby-looking platinumback who drives the BMW
by rg1980 May 28, 2010
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