Ping Pong

A person that is severely mentally challenged in common sense.

Joe: hey Brad, Gary just said that 4x4 is the same as AWD
Brad: What a Ping Pong

by Pickle Wall March 26, 2023

Ping Pong

Where 2 guys play with each other's nutsack

"Dude, go play ping pong with Mikey and leave me alone since you guys are familiar with it so much"

by latrelljennings January 4, 2023

Bio ping pong

A two people game. One (must be male) freezes his cum in the shape of a ball. When it's frozen he puts it in its mouth and kisses someone else. While kissing they try to push the cum snowball to each other's side, until one chooses on it or it melts in the mouth

This slut Janna cheated on me so I tricked her with bio ping pong. She now have 3 STDs

by Igorthecthulhu February 18, 2020

90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex

To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”

by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023

Ping Pong Ching Chong

An Asian person playing first.

Look at that Chinese kid playing ping pong, what a ping pong ching chong.

by NotAGhettophile May 29, 2024

Discord Ping-Pong

When you're having a conversation with someone in a crowded Discord channel, so you have to send pings to each other for every message

"I was having a round of Discord Ping-Pong with my friend today. It was really fun."

by TheMartinezRocket January 27, 2021

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024