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ping pong tableing

to see something that has a free sign on it on the side of the road and drag it all the way back to your house
you see a free couch of the side of the road and you drag it back to your house:::that is ping pong tableing

"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"
by ilikecheezandpie June 30, 2009
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Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.
Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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ping pong ball

I honestly have no idea why you searched this up... Anyways, I'll actually give you a definition because I have nothing better to do. Ping pong ball, A noun. A ping pong ball is a round solid object that is usually used to play table tennis.
Millie: Why do you like to play Animal Crossing so much?
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Aiko: Well, because it's fun and I like fun things... Also, I'm going to say something about a ping pong ball because someone searched it up, and they probably want to know what it is.
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Millie: That has nothing to do with what I asked you, but thanks for at least answering my question.
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Aiko: When I was little, I threw a ping pong ball on top of the roof on my house.
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ping pong paddle body bitch

A taco body bitch
Johnny Bravo body bitch
You ping pong paddle body bitch. Yous a taco body bitch, Johnny Bravo body bitch.
by Dolla Dolla Bill Lady November 17, 2023
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Ping pong

Something sentient species chase for endless hours to prove their worth, endurance and skills to other homosapiens, in order to accomplish something so pointless that we aliens endorse ant more than humans.
Humans: Ping pong
XJAY-563: At least you do something, unlike Jack who can't suck ass
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Azubi Ping Pong

Azubi Ping Pong findet immer dann statt, wenn 2 Betreuer eines Azubis ihre Differenzen nicht direkt aussprechen und immer den Azubi als Boten zum anderen schicken. Der Azubi fungiert somit als Überbringer der schlechten Nachricht und wird wie ein Ping Pong Ball unter Anschissen hin und her geschlagen.
X und Y spielen schon wieder Azubi Ping Pong mit mir
by AngryAzubi August 25, 2022
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90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”
by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023
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