Pitecing

A word combining "pity" and "seeking". It is an adjective for a person who acts dumb or insults themselves in a desire for others to compliment them or think they are quirky or cute.

Amanda: Gosh I'm so ugly!
John: Yeah you are, stop pitecing.

by N.R.A January 27, 2023

Phieyl's Paradox

A phenomenon in which attempts to control or slow down the development and deployment of artificial intelligence (AI) systems actually result in the creation of more advanced and capable AI systems. This paradox is named after its creator, Phieyl.

Despite government regulations aimed at slowing down the deployment of AI systems, Phieyl's paradox states that these efforts will only result in the creation of even more advanced AI technology.

by Phieyl February 9, 2023

scrote phote

A photograph of a male human scrotum

This girl I was tryna smash on Tinder wanted pics, so I asked her if a scrote phote was acceptable. She didn't know what I meant before the pic was sent- but now she knows.

by Ginormous D August 25, 2015

klik_phile_v2

a sweaty tryhard that only plays on minecraft and that always says he's not sweaty while he is blockhitting 24/7

stop being such a Klik_Phile_v2

by DOOD haha April 1, 2018

Pudge-a-phile

A person who is attracted to persons with a little meat on there bones. Can also be considered a chubby chaser, but ever since that one true life episode, no one wants to use that word.

Also can be considered a person who preys on chubby chicks, like your local mexicans, or the old guys that live down your street.

Bill: Damn, check out wide glide over there. She lookin' good.

Ted: Yo, you's a pudge-a-phile, mane.

by Cool Story Broseph Stalin January 13, 2011

Phito

A fit photo of someone.

Broseff: Eazi Tiger, you know Shaniqua is usually butters in pictures...?

Joseph: Yeh man. Bare butterz.

Broseff: Well check out this phito I found of her. Might have to get the Death Bucky out and bang her.

by tanziboi69 December 16, 2009

PHIT

(intentionally spelled this way to differentiate from "fit") NOUN The opposite of a SHART. Expecting an epic poo but getting mostly gas instead.

Phonetic hybrid of the words "fart" and "shit".

I took a mad phit but I still feel better.

by Feral Drollery October 18, 2010