Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation “very” occurs

I felt a little bit chivalrous towards this Tiffany chick I met on tinder’s brown eye so I gave the common courtesy of a Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before the rectal reaming goes down

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Peruvian Creampie

When one does anal with a male/female with an anus covered in fecal matter and before one ejaculates they leave the condom in the anus and

Ejaculate inside the ear

Damn, when I was a little kid my Dad used to always give me a Peruvian Creampie.

by HarryHarrington November 20, 2020

peruvian seesaw

When having sex with a lady and she is on top, cowgirl style, you then grab her by the hair pull her down until she takes your position as horizontal and you swap with her to be vertical. She must have a verbal squeal of surprise to make it a true Peruvian seesaw.

Yo bitch, squeal like in a Peruvian seesaw.

by Scooch Taylor September 21, 2019

Peruvian Torch

When you cover your partner in gasoline, and proceed to blanket them in your flammable nut.

"Gloria, get the gas, this one needs a Peruvian Torch!"
"Not again, Harold!"

by Nut_meme March 5, 2017

Peruvian Oreo

When a college age white girl travels to any Latin American developing country on a "white savior" trip and ends up getting double-teamed by two local guys, but claims it was a crucial part of the cultural experience and swears up and down forever after that it was the greatest romantic experience of her life.

After college Becki told all her parents that she was traveling to Ecuador to paint orphans. But she really only wanted to meet 2 nice Ecuardian (A -cor - di -an )men to discover the secret of the Peruvian Oreo. After passing AP Spanish in college she knew she was ready.

by ahdonttouchthat January 3, 2019

Peruvian Spin-off

When your partner is riding your penis and your buddy spins the recipient counter clockwise creating upward lift and the recipient spins off the penis.

"Oh yeah me and my mates had a few drinks and took this girl home for a Peruvian spin-off"

by Mr Mcdonald March 10, 2017

Peruvian guilty

What Barranca and Satipo would have been despite any claims of innocence they might have expressed.

If Indy's two "native guides" had actually lived long enough to stand trial, they would almost certainly have been Peruvian guilty of all kinds of horrid stuff.

by QuacksO April 27, 2025