Penny pinching

Robbing somebody with less money than you, or trying to.

The guy robbed a broke guy and took his life and 34 cents from him. The point of it all is the way luck determines everything in life (according to some) and nobody had a lucky day that day, not even the guy who made 34 cents, despite the false sense of optimism each party involved had when waking up that morning. Unless the penny pinching guy wanted to make an assassination look like a robbery, not much got accomplished.

by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019

Ass pennies

Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.

John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"

Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."

John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."

by Ripply-Dickly January 27, 2020

Penny Crowther

A girl who is a small assed, tiny boobed slut. She gang bangs whenever she can. Hide your man and children from her.

Man: Tonight i want a slutttt will you be mine
Penny Crowther: Yeah lemme jump on this

by fluffydildos April 9, 2017

half a pennie

The currency used to buy the shmunkagraph

Buy the shmunkagraph today for just half a pennie

by styzz fan May 9, 2023

dub pennies

Dub Pennies: double penetrations

The Warriors must pay they dance team in dub pennies cause they be walkin’ funny!

by RonnyLav October 14, 2018

Penny Hofstadter

She is the wife of Leonard Hofstader in Big Bang Theory and also has a bestie named Amy Farrah Fowler

Penny: Molecules
Leonard: Let’s go

Penny: to where?
Leonard: to my bed to remove everything on your body except those glasses
Me: (Has to include Penny Hofstadter)
Also Me: Damn it

by That stuff animal October 23, 2019

penny arcade

The funniest gaming-based comic on the web. (Warning - deliciously unsafe for work!)

The guys over at Penny Arcade can really make with that funny!

by Sabrina July 31, 2003