Penny pinching

Robbing somebody with less money than you, or trying to.

The guy robbed a broke guy and took his life and 34 cents from him. The point of it all is the way luck determines everything in life (according to some) and nobody had a lucky day that day, not even the guy who made 34 cents, despite the false sense of optimism each party involved had when waking up that morning. Unless the penny pinching guy wanted to make an assassination look like a robbery, not much got accomplished.

by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019

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Penny man

Person who loves pennies

“I SMELL PENNIES!!” ~penny man

by zman22366 July 11, 2019

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penny keeper

Someone with an excessive amount of pennies that need treating as soon as possible

"Ah Ma Gawsh, that leemo is a massive penny keeper!"

by winston churchill123 February 23, 2009

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dub pennies

Dub Pennies: double penetrations

The Warriors must pay they dance team in dub pennies cause they be walkin’ funny!

by RonnyLav October 14, 2018

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Ass pennies

Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.

John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"

Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."

John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."

by Ripply-Dickly January 27, 2020

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