Peed myself

A figure of speech that implies that one laughed so hard that they lost bowel control. Not to be taken literally.

Oh, you came so close! "Peed Myself" could almost be considered slang. But did you define it? No! You just took the opportunity to declare how funny you think you are. Yes, you like fig netwons, you've made that abundently fucking clear, but seiously...Look at my above definition. It tells us what the term means elegantly and concisely, without ever mentioning how clever I am or how cute my girlfriend or child is or what my favorite food it. If you are too fucking stupid to understand the format of this website than I think you have no business on the internet.

by ElBorracho February 23, 2005

Flag

Get the Peed myself mug.

PEENUS

Someone who has a penis size below average.

Usually used to diss one another.

Ben: Yo Josh, You got a PEENUS

Josh: Screw you man...

by Peenushaven November 9, 2012

Flag

Get the PEENUS mug.

Related Words

Peedu • peedur • Peedubbing • peedubsub • Peeductive • peedultery • PEEDUNKED • Professional Peedubber • peenut • peenu

Peebus

a very large clitoris, comparable to the size of a small penis

I met this chick last night that had a helluva peebus.

by Smit69 April 18, 2019

Flag

Get the Peebus mug.

peedz

It means to peer diss, or diss someone in general

Boy 1: NIGGA YOU FAT!
Boy 2: Thats peedz..

by dearsweetheart June 19, 2010

Flag

Get the peedz mug.

Peed

To be told or in other words "owned" or joned on or upon

Teacher: Im going to email your parents
Student: Ok tell them I said hi
Classmates: Ohhhhh Peed
OR
Kid One: Yo Momma...
Kid Two: Yo momma so old when she farts dust comes outta her!
Everyone else: Peed!

by don urban April 21, 2011

Flag