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Patrick

flaming gomer who has no life outside of the walls of his mothers house despite the fact that he is 22 years old. Has no future career other then night manager at wal mart. his patheticism reaches levels to were he tends to spend more time,money, and sexual release on his shitty car and COD. BE WARNED: to all those looking to develop a relationship with a Patrick you must have skillz of equal or greater quality then his mother possesses in the areas of cooking chicken fingers and fries(his only meal) and be able to take chicken off of bones.
hey girl you should of met my last boyfriend he was a real patrick.
by I lovee Hats December 28, 2010
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Fat fucking nigga. This nigga is a fucking nigga. If you see this nigga you will become permanently blind because he is such a fucking nigga.
Nigga 1: “you seen that fucking nigga Patrick”
Nigga 2: “hell fuck yea, he’s my motha fuckin nigga”
by The Ultimate Nigga August 2, 2018
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Patrick: lies
by isnotkatie,iswear October 27, 2019
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A shrek look a like who loves gaming more than anything else. He's a pro fortnite player and a very humorous guy. He's temper although gets the best of him but overall a cool guy.
Patrick is a gaymer
by DryPain November 24, 2019
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Being the most over the top, ginger, ridiculously extra person to ever exist
"Patrick set something on fire again"
by brittanyjacobs04 October 21, 2016
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A wanna be who thinks that the world revolves around him. Who enjoys his moms hairy strap on dildo, up his ass.
What's your name?, said Joe "My name is Patrick"

"STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!"Says Joe
by Joe Finkelberry January 13, 2010
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A complete loser and moron and dumber than any one else
Guy#1:Look at Patrick man, he's jiggling!

Guy#2:I know!!!! Patrick's such a little chode nugget.
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