smash her pasty

"check out the legs on her"
"fuuuuuuuuuck.......i would smash her pasty"
by mandingo89 July 25, 2009
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Smash your pasty

The act of penetrating the deep vaginal muscles, to the extent of pain.
I'm gona smash your pasty
by LSCC October 15, 2008
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dishing out pasty

when somone is flirting with another person.
"mike is flirting with that girl" said nick, "oi mikey, stop dishing out pasty" nick shouts. mike replies, "what ever mate"
by goodall-RUU April 17, 2008
mugGet the dishing out pastymug.

Pasty Tea Bag

A replacement word for someone who is defined as a dick, cock-sucker, or a plain old prick. Can be used to express anger.
"Stop tail-gating me, you pasty tea bag!"
"I'm going to the bathroom. Wanna hold my dick, you pasty tea bag?"
by The Urban Asshole January 17, 2009
mugGet the Pasty Tea Bagmug.

cornish pasty

morphology of gents groin area in very tight, highly hitched pants - see also camel toe syndrome.
by Lionel Wildfowl January 6, 2003
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bash my pasty

a term referring to the violent poking (or some cases) thrashing of the vaginal area.
phrase particulary used in cornish areas of land.
"ahoy there, come into my love dungeon and bash my pasty, what say you, savvy?"
by ronald weasley March 10, 2008
mugGet the bash my pastymug.

pasty taste

The taste you get from brushing your teeth and drinking orange juice or a soda. The bad flavor is caused by the toothpaste blocking sweet taste buds, leaving the acidic taste of the juice.
"can you get me some orange juice? Oh man! thats some rank pasty taste this morning!'
by Lardmcfatso January 8, 2009
mugGet the pasty tastemug.

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