comedy partner

a gay partner who is your real best friend, companion through life, like, actual soulmate.
used to describe the bond between dan howell and phil lester in a totally no homo, hetero-normative way <3

dan and phil aren't together, they're comedy partners

by umJula July 21, 2020

Zeros Partner<3

The best partner in the whole fuckin world

zero: hey have you seen my partner? I love them

Zeros Partner<3 is the best

by Gayassb August 1, 2021

Bed partner

Someone you share a bed with when sleeping.

So, Lisa (cocktail waitress), do you have a bed partner?

by Laurie_From_Cincinnati August 21, 2021

Benchmark partner

A person you once dated who checked all your boxes of your dream partner but in reality it didn’t work out between y’all and now you’re looking for him/her in every other person you date. Sad but true. I feel you.

Saurabh : Bro ya, she set the bar really high
Lak : Yeah I can relate. She’s your benchmark partner. Good luck finding someone like her. Cause I didn’t.

by Lak_Rathod December 15, 2021

Discord Partner

Special badge for Discord, but you will have to sell both your left and right kidneys to receive it. That or set a Discord Employee's fursuit on fire.

Charlie: How'd you get Discord Partner?
CustomName: I selled both my kidneys and burnt down a fursuit factory

by Deleted User 007a9bb1 February 5, 2022

Life Partner

A person you love who feels the same towards you. You both are comfortable with each other and share a bond that not even you could break if you wanted to. No matter what happens you will always be connected someway, somehow. You don’t have to be in a romantic relationship with a person to be a life partner, sometimes you just are what you are.

Probably the best example of life partners:

Literally Naruto and Sasuke (sasunaru). They are neither romantically in love nor are they platonically in love. They just are

by MemoryFam September 3, 2022

Paperweight partner

A person that you are in a relationship with that doesn't actually do what a romantic relationship entails. They don't care for you emotionally, unironically using the term "emotional labor" as a turn-off. They neither cook nor clean. They may offer sex and they may look pretty for you, but that's it. This isn't love.

Hence the word "paperweight," a pretty thing that is actually useless.

Cardi B: "I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you how I got this ring!"
Me: "Isn't this just glorifying being a paperweight partner?"

by Pylot November 22, 2022