Pleased by a Packer

...to be of the lesbian persuasion. "Pleased by a Packer" traditionally refers to a woman who can "pass" as a straight girl, but is a lesbian in disguise. She has the ability and physical lure necessary to score with men, but pulls a 'bait and switch' when she reveals she is actually a femme lesbian.

Oh, no. You don't want to go there, man. She's pleased by a packer.

by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010

pickle packer

one who packs pickles

porn stars are known to be pickle packers

by Ostrich Cock November 20, 2006

meat packer

a real big penis/dick

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Chatting Packer

When you and your friends/ family are chatting and someone is chatting complete rubbish,...they are chatting packer or chatting'breeze' as some would say. This person is non-stop rabbiting about nothing not interesting and boring.

'' Mate hush your beak and stop chatting packer''

by David Bradley December 3, 2006

a packers fan

A fan of the Green Bay packers when they lose like always.

Your a packers fan

by Y did u blame me for taking ph April 21, 2018

fudge packer

a person who packs poo and ships it out to to fertilizer companies.

john + stalion shit + tin can + UPS = fudge packer

by acid bob December 22, 2008

A pussy packer

A pussy packer is someone who uses way too many shopping bags for what they have, and are afraid that they'll split the bag.

Me: My dad bought eight bottles and used three bags! I could have put them in one !
Friend: Geez, what a pussy packer!

by my.fam.is.lit.XD June 25, 2017