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Potato

Silly colored edible thing, prolly a fruit or a vegetable. No one will ever know

Might even be a silly little robot
Again, just a potato

Generally potatos are for satisfying hunger and not for silly things like decoration, car keys (why would you?) used as a placeholder for calling a person cute

Usually a terrible quality objects
My computer is so bad… it runs like a “Potato”

Hey bro wanna eat a “Potato”

Why is that robot looking at me funny? It must be a “Potato”
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what's a potato ? "me"
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"Integrated GPU? What a potato!"
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A potato is a thick ass starch that loves to be sucked on and has eyes all over it
Damn I lite that potato
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A person (typically a single girl) who is trying to be relatable by saying they are "awkward" and/or "undesirable" by others attractively. This is almost always used as humor, after an awkward moment or joke, someone would call themselves a potato.
"I so look like a potato, I'm gonna be single for life."
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An unremarkable, dumpy looking girl or guy. Usually short and round. Typically you will have a friend who is inexplicably attracted to a potato and spend an inordinate amount of time chasing the potato.Usually giving the excuse that she/ he has a great personality or attributes no one else can see
Dude why are you obsessing over this girl, she’s just a potato. No she has an incredible personality.
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