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Potato

Silly colored edible thing, prolly a fruit or a vegetable. No one will ever know

Might even be a silly little robot
Again, just a potato

Generally potatos are for satisfying hunger and not for silly things like decoration, car keys (why would you?) used as a placeholder for calling a person cute

Usually a terrible quality objects
My computer is so bad… it runs like a “Potato”

Hey bro wanna eat a “Potato”

Why is that robot looking at me funny? It must be a “Potato”
by PotatoTheProot May 11, 2022
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

A potato is a thick ass starch that loves to be sucked on and has eyes all over it
Damn I lite that potato
by Killerwhale$34 November 8, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

"Yo is jame'er'iquarshe charred??"
"Nah nibba he a potato"
by Danielfuckface February 17, 2017
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

A leader of a group, cult, army, etc with lots of power and is also bad at leading the group.
Jeremy is a potato I wish I could lead the group.
by Jenna beans June 5, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

It's an word used to describe an abnormally bad computer that have bad specs or is very old.

This word is often used by gamers to whitewash the fact that they suck at the game.
For example:
Person 1:I died because I have a potato computer.

Person 2: Yea really...
by Trapped in a can May 17, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

a special kind of retard that is so useless they cant function
you're a special kind of stupid arnt you? ya stupid fucking potato
by CoronerSU27 March 4, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

potato

me, a starch.
by tommothetiny December 19, 2020
mugGet the potatomug.

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