Pooser

To poo in excessive amounts normally on oneself. Often used as trash talk by 10 year olds

Wow look at that guy playing club penguin he is such a pooser.

by J69 October 21, 2007

poose

when somebody consistently backs out of getting wasted, giving various excuses

me: Yo dude, lets go get wasted....
dc: nah i gotta chill with my gf
me: dude your a fucking poose


me: dude hows that dip treating you?
dc2: (pukes in 8 oz cup)
me: WHAT A POOSE!

by poose patrol February 27, 2009

Pooser

To poo in excessive amounts normally on oneself. Often used as trash talk by 10 year olds

Wow look at that guy playing club penguin he is such a pooser.

by J69 October 21, 2007

Pooshi

When you make sushi and it falls apart.

Ugh, this sushi i made turned into pooshi.

by squirrelcatcher1455 January 17, 2012

poosauced

To be completely blacked-out intoxicated.

Steve: Dude, do you remember anything from the party last night?

Jon: Nah man, I was totally poosauced.

by sflocal April 27, 2012

Flying Poos

When the urge to go #2 gets so severe that it is on the verge of coming out in your pants, that it makes you rush to the toilet and all of the poo is out within 2.4 seconds.

Man, I had the flying poos so bad I actually had to use a port-a-potty at a random construction site.

"Oh, gotta go" . . . 2.4 seconds later . . . "wow, much better, just a case of the flying poos!"

by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009

Loose poosé

When the pussay is loose. Pronounced pous

Did you hear about that girl Jade? I heard she has a loose poosé

by Aysha sttaw October 8, 2020