Hanoi Plumber

When a woman lets her male lover shove a plunger handle in her asshole. The man then goes to the bathroom and fixes the leaky faucet the she has been complaining about for the last two weeks. Once the faucet is fixed, the man the relives himself (takes a shit) in her shoes that she is going to wear later to go have lunch with her friends.

I gave my wife a "Hanoi Plumber" yesterday and later on she brought me some leftovers from that restaurant we like some much.

by the "R" February 19, 2010

the Plumber

sticking a womans head in the toilet while fucking her in the ass

Blaize: Did you bang her?

Cheetoh: Yeah i gave her the plumber

by DA Cheetoh February 25, 2009

Polish Plumber

Tossing salad using pureed polish sausage or kielbasa instead of syrup.

We had plenty of leftover sausage, so I had my wife give me a Polish Plumber.

by Master Plumber January 27, 2008

playing plumber

Basic description: slang for masturbating

Complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was "playing plumber" (get it...plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)

i walked in on him masturbating, and in a panic he told me he was playing plumber

by retarded hobo September 15, 2008

polish plumber

Pouring pureed Kielbasa into a girl's asshole, then butt fucking her so hard that shit-basa splashes back on your balls.

My wife's fat ass was constapated, so I gave her the Polish Plumber.

by BGDH January 10, 2009

Boston Plumber

The act of sexual intercourse with a woman during her menses without first removing her tampon in an effort to make “clean up” faster and easier. Typically accompanied by a distinctive “plunging” sound.

We only had five minutes before her mother arrived with the turkley, so I grabbed a beer and gave her a Boston Plumber.

by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010

The plumber

When engaging in sexual inter course, you take laxatives and shit in a funnel, with the funnel inside their anus. After the funnel is empty, you thrust your genetalia into their anus. This is called the plumber.

Nice the plumber.

by itchygirl123 March 27, 2019