platonic bridge-salesman

A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.

Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!

by QuacksO March 6, 2017

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Platon

An ultra sexy renaissance man, who gets hot at 20years & he loves party's. Platon is a person who everyone knows, he has tooooo much friends. He can sing and dance.

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Platon: I love shisha

by LourdesUSA227 January 20, 2017

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Platonic Tension

In between a friendzone and getting along too well, typically seen when two friends are displaying symptoms of a failing relationship and form an intimate bond.

"Ricardo and I have been experiencing platonic tension since the beginning of the semester."
"I can totally feel it. You guys are both in a failing relationship, right?"
"Yeah, we bonded through our pain."

by varvarvic060 December 7, 2020

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Platonic Tension

In between the friend zone and getting along too well, typically seen when two friends are displaying symptoms of a failing relationship and share an intimate bond.

"Ricardo and I have been getting awfully close."
"I can totally feel the Platonic Tension! Aren't you both in failing relationships?"
"Yeah, we bonded through our pain."

by varvarvic060 December 7, 2020

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