Noun.
For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
‘Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
by JonnyPee February 08, 2020
by MMMmMm May 13, 2015
To get around in a haunted house doing a motion that is sort of a combination of power walking and the twist, while being naked, and letting your flaccid penis whip back and forth, making a crisp smack off your midsection.
"Yo man, listen to those penis smacks echo through that dreary chamber, that's some mean haunted phillip goin on right there man!"
"I thought I would easily win that bet by spending the night in the old Zimmerman place, but that guy doing the haunted phillip really wore down my nerves."
"I thought I would easily win that bet by spending the night in the old Zimmerman place, but that guy doing the haunted phillip really wore down my nerves."
by Unheard Big Pappy September 04, 2009
Co founder of "andys nan corp"
voice of an angel, body of a goddess
1st member of tizz wozz
pretend turk
dancing queen
voice of an angel, body of a goddess
1st member of tizz wozz
pretend turk
dancing queen
by CattMarlie January 09, 2008
a crazy fuckin indian who escaped from prison in Western New York and we on a rampage injuring, and killing police
by Zach N. December 01, 2006
A Fuzzy Phillipe(fil ee pay) is when a gay man has his lover gently trim his coarse butt hairs, and gather them in a small tray.
He then retrieves glue (preferable superglue) and glues a thin Mexican moustache strip onto the upper lip of the ass hair owner.
Once this is complete and looking dandy, the now named "Phillipe" will attempt at a sloppy rim job of their lover, with extra tongue.
The man getting rimmed, will feel a slightly fuzzy tickle of the mustache and dance with excitement.
This is the Fuzzy Phillipe
He then retrieves glue (preferable superglue) and glues a thin Mexican moustache strip onto the upper lip of the ass hair owner.
Once this is complete and looking dandy, the now named "Phillipe" will attempt at a sloppy rim job of their lover, with extra tongue.
The man getting rimmed, will feel a slightly fuzzy tickle of the mustache and dance with excitement.
This is the Fuzzy Phillipe
Gay Man 1: Ive never tried a Fuzzy Phillipe before.
Gay Man 2: Well let me show you.
Gay Man 1: Oh Jeffery, that feels tremendous!
Gay Man 2: Shhhh, call me...Phillipe.
Gay Man 2: Well let me show you.
Gay Man 1: Oh Jeffery, that feels tremendous!
Gay Man 2: Shhhh, call me...Phillipe.
by TheLargeBreastedBandit April 28, 2011
John Phillips is the sexist man alive and has a big most dick unlike bobby Lombardo with his small little shrimp dick.
by Titlicker 69 February 14, 2018