Any motor vehicle towing another vehicle by using rope, string, cords, cables, lassos, lariats, hawsers, or any other line-like device that is of poor quality. Excludes actual tow trucks.
Should look comical to non-Pennsylvanians.
Should look comical to non-Pennsylvanians.
{While driving on an on-ramp to I-70 in Pennsylvania}
Spencer: Did you see that? A Ford F-350 was pulling an old Ford Escape using a thirty foot long yellow seatbelt-like cable. There was someone steering the Escape too, since the cable was so long!
Ryan: Yea, that's just an ordinary Pennsylvania tow truck.
Spencer: Did you see that? A Ford F-350 was pulling an old Ford Escape using a thirty foot long yellow seatbelt-like cable. There was someone steering the Escape too, since the cable was so long!
Ryan: Yea, that's just an ordinary Pennsylvania tow truck.
by Notorious REB August 3, 2011
Get the Pennsylvania tow truckmug. Someone who has moved to the South from up north who loves NASCAR, thinks that yankees invented NASCAR and always wears / drives / buys / talks about NASCAR and NASCAR paraphenalia.
pennsylvania race yankees can furthe be identified by their annoying loud mouth personalities. Their incesent need to drive recklessly, tailgating and causing others to swerve out of their way to avoid a collision.
Complete morons who are too stupid to even understand that Southerners hate them, and insist on being treated with "southern hospitality".
An offshoot, equally loathesome is a former resident of Ohio who has moved south but always wears cleveland indian paraphenalia.
pennsylvania race yankees can furthe be identified by their annoying loud mouth personalities. Their incesent need to drive recklessly, tailgating and causing others to swerve out of their way to avoid a collision.
Complete morons who are too stupid to even understand that Southerners hate them, and insist on being treated with "southern hospitality".
An offshoot, equally loathesome is a former resident of Ohio who has moved south but always wears cleveland indian paraphenalia.
We used to go to Lake Norman on weekends, but since mooresville was bought by the pennsylvania race yankees you can't get near the lake on weekends without an armored vehicle.
by Stan West September 21, 2004
Get the pennsylvania race yankeemug. A driving technique utilized with frustrating frequency within the state of Pennsylvania. It consists of the following elements:
1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.
2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.
3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.
4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).
Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.
1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.
2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.
3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.
4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).
Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.
If that moron up there does a Pennsylvania Pull Out, when nobody is behind me, I may run him into the nearest ditch.
by P. Fanelli December 15, 2008
Get the Pennsylvania Pull Outmug. Both Lee and Aunt Sue loved swinging with Angela. Her nose was made Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting that they both were hooked for life
by PastorPapi August 10, 2019
Get the Pennsylvania Mud Harvestingmug. When a female assumes the position of riding a cack and, prior to insertion, begins to urinate. At this point the penis is inserted in hopes of the urine splashing into the face of the male.
Donald was excited when Porsche mentioned the possibility of performing a Pennsylvania Panty Pisser.
by 6Roger Rabbit8 October 18, 2009
Get the Pennsylvania Panty Pissermug. A deviant sexual maneuver involving a man and another individual (man or woman) who is adequately proportioned. The man, after returning from his local KFC, will proceed to pour large amounts of brown gravy across the body of his spherical partner. After waiting several hours for the gravy to solidify, the man inserts his penis into the love handles of his chosen mate and a pinching effect will occur.
The obese partner's willingness to consume the gravy and or the ejaculatory substance of the male partner in question is optional.
The obese partner's willingness to consume the gravy and or the ejaculatory substance of the male partner in question is optional.
Jon gave Jared a Pennsylvania Pickle Pincher, but the two neglected to return home to perform the maneuver. They have been banned from KFC ever since.
by Decoy<3Vezal January 12, 2010
Get the Pennsylvania Pickle Pinchermug. by MorbidlyObeseAlbert December 4, 2010
Get the Pennsylvania Chest Burnermug.