Paris Hilton

A vacuous cum dumpster whose pussy lips rattle when the wind blows. Dumb as a box of hammers, existing only to spend the family fortune and be seen in night-vision home movies looking like a hairless white ferret having sex. Doesn't know what 'Walmart' is (ref Simple Life Season 1).

"What's Walmart? Do they sell walls there?" Oh Jesus.

by BoneyMaloney June 20, 2005

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Possibly the ugliest bitch on Earth, that for some reason Hollywood has deemed attractive. Looks like she weighs about 75 pounds and is notoriously slutty.

Paris Hilton is without a doubt one of the fugliest people on Earth.

by Adrian April 28, 2006

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A useless slut who has done nothing to be where she is today. A freeloader. The untalented bitch who is famous for having money **sad** A skinny whore who can't even operate something as simple as a toaster. Lindsay Lohans idol. When you hear the words "like," "totally" or "totally and stuff!" repeatedly, you know Paris Hilton is around.

Paris Hilton: I'm a useless slut! yay!

**Have you seen House of Wax? How did she get a part in that? oh thats right, cause they never employ real actresses for shitty teen slasher shit movies.

by b3c August 4, 2005

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Paris Hilton

The wealthy heiress of the Hilton Hotel fortune.

The existence of Paris Hilton is the clearest argument against the hypothesis of intelligent design.

by enzio March 10, 2005

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Paris Hilton

a) A person who insinuates themselves into the public consciousness, only to find themselves so utterly devoid of value, they must make themselves cheap spectacle in order to linger the full fifteen minutes to which they feel entitled.

b) A trust fund baby.

c) A woman with a body like a stocking full of pine cones.

Hey, is that Paris Hilton?! No—it's just a pile of rags.

by plasticman June 9, 2004

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