Ostrich

A man who has a small head, huge upper body, and the smallest fucking legs you'll ever see in your life.

Bro did you see that ostrich? I bet I can use his legs as toothpicks!

by thisisnotSina July 10, 2015

Serial Ostrich

Serial Ostrich: An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals

YOU: What is a Serial Ostrich
ME: Basically a kangaroo but Ostrich
YOU: ???

by cane05893549027523890123892 September 24, 2020

Ostriching

When the bed moves so much you create a hole between the headboard and the mattress. Then you push the girls head in the hole and trap her in there, with her ass in the air.

The sex was so hard last night the bed moved two feet. So I decided to try Ostriching .

by Killitandgrillit August 10, 2015

Ostrich

Is this even considered a bird because it can't fly

This is an ostrich

by Handsomesquidward#1098 January 17, 2022

Boiled Ostrich Eggs

A slang term a gay man uses for another man's booty

Attractive guy: Hey, did you see that Instagram model's booty?
Gay guy: yeah, but that's so plastic so that's not to my taste. I prefer your Boiled Ostrich Eggs over that any day now.
Attractive guy: Ayo, you sus!

by 42matter November 26, 2021

The ostrich

The single most magical magnificent being on earth

The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man

The boy all the girls want to ride

Gurl 1: check out the ostrich

Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine

Def 2

Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there

Jock 2: heck yeah I was

by The ostrich 🙄 April 22, 2017

Ostrich

A bullshit version of a flamingo

Oh look an ostrich, that’s a Walmart flamingo

by Nichaelmelli August 24, 2021