ostrich dildo

A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.

"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"

by Thelewdkitten November 5, 2021

Ostriched

One of the many terms iFunny has created to censor the real word. (Retarded)
It makes you wonder who the real ostrich is in this situation. Fuckin noons.

This nigga a real ostrich
You're fucking ostriched.

by _Anti_Freeze_ July 24, 2021

Ostrich

iFunny’s way of censoring the word “retard”

No you ostrich, 5x5 is 25.
Your opinion is ostriched.

by anonymous July 28, 2021

Ostrich

A bullshit version of a flamingo

Oh look an ostrich, that’s a Walmart flamingo

by Nichaelmelli August 24, 2021

ostrich#3366

A notorious Discord user known for his hatred of pedophiles and Russians. He only plays mobile games and is an X-bow main.

Johnathan: Bruhhh that x-bow user is such an annoying piece of shit, he keeps BMing me.
BSC: yeah that's ostrich#3366, that Chinese bitch.

by Slipping pie February 28, 2023

ostrich coded

a gay sex position where one man is fucking the other in the ass and they shit.

much like ostriches lay eggs.

daren loves to be ostrich coded while fucking his partner

by ostrichcodesisreal January 1, 2024

Kinky ostrich

The act of burying your face between someone's legs in order to ignore your problems

I am so stressed from work today. Can I just be a kinky ostrich tonight?

by Brygan January 27, 2024