miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!

dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)

by tulshead January 12, 2012

lotion slinger

Dude that beat his meat and sling lotion everywhere

Lotion slinger is yo sling lotion everywhere when ur beating ur meat

by Jesus Christ my lord and sav January 19, 2018

lotionalizing

To moisturize one's skin/body with lotion.

I told my roommate, Ivy, not to come in the room because I just came out of the shower and was lotionalizing.

by marzena August 24, 2008

Jack Lotion

lady man named JL Whitten who love to Jack on the fly or couch fucking .

I saw JL fucking my couch left jack lotion on the arm...

by Lasvegasgeneral November 6, 2021

lotion bowling

The act of sliding lotion across the floor as if you were bowling.

"ha ha ha i'm lotion bowling over here!"

by lotion_god October 11, 2022

For the lotion

For the free 99. Damn near ! Heavy discount. Plug love . Getting more for less.

“Aye rellie, then is fire!! What then hit you for ?!”

“Good looking P , I got em FOR THE LOTION”

by Gibsosolid November 19, 2022

Lotion

When a persons of skin color a negro is turning white ashy

Person 1. Yo my arms and hands r ashy got any lotion

Person 2. Hell yea I got you bro

by CLutChGxD21 May 14, 2018