hot momma

do in a minute

ian`s mom

by bobby December 15, 2003

yo momma

Unfortunately a pretty bad retort to another person's insult.

Bob: "Joe your memory is about as bad as a goldfish."

Joe: "Yo momma."

by Saeed aka Armorking August 26, 2005

yo momma

1. The absolute BEST retort to any and all insults.
2. The target of many insults. How everyone's mother can be so many things at the same time is beyond me.

1."Hey little boy, CounterStrike is that way. This game is for real players."
"Yo momma"

2."Yo momma is older than you

by Kenthar August 10, 2003

hoochie momma

Someones mother(usually a friends) who is a real hoochie and gives out sexual favours(usually to childrens friends)

Just got serviced by your hoochie momma, mate.

by Cappy September 19, 2003

Yo momma's

Used when some angry person has no other insults. It is used to describe your Mom in an insulting way

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is the equator!

by Some_funny_car August 22, 2020

Yo momma

GAY

Jeremy: Hey dude wanna hear a fun fact?
Mike: Yeah dude
Jeremy: YO MOMMA GAY
Mike: Nig--

by james charles hentai May 25, 2019

Yo Momma

These two words can be used in many ways, like insulting or talking about someone's mother. Of course, the things people joke about are entirely inappropriate, usually. Sometimes they aren't too bad.

Jeff-Hey, Joe!
Joe-Yus, Jeff? What's up?
Jeff- YO MOMMA IS WHAT'S UP!
Joe-That didn't make any sense.
Jeff-YO MOMMA DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Joe-Man, seriously?
Jeff-Yo momma, seriously?
Joe-This is too hard to deal with. You're a big idiot.
Jeff-YO MOMMA IS BIG!

by WJMack June 26, 2015