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string turd

a turd that must be physically removed by a hair that protrudes
Mikey: Yo I had to pull my turd out by a piece of hair this morning!
Derek: Now thats what we call a string turd my friend...
by logandaman0809 June 27, 2022
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Gay Strings

Cum stained hair on a male, usually because of your male partner.
Look at that twat with gay strings on his head. Does he not shower?
by LiterateGayShovel January 19, 2018
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Worm on a String

Worm(s) on a String™ are colorful and fuzzy worms that are, as the name implies, attached to a string, meaning that the "player" can make the worm "dance" using a small piece of white cardboard at the other end of the string. They are amazing.
Gerome: I have over six dozen Worm on a String.
Peter: jesus christ
by capitalistism May 3, 2021
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string tugging

The act of gently pulling, or tugging, on a woman's tampon string while performing various sex acts during her menstrual cycle.
Dude I was totally string tugging my girl last night while she was on the rag.
sex period
by Leslom June 12, 2016
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Chili String

When a male or female removes anal beads from their ass and it is accompanied by stinging diarrhea.
My a****** hurts so bad because of that beefy chili string
by DJ 3arthqauk3 May 14, 2016
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t string

Most commonly known as the g string. The type of underwear known as a g string but should be called t string due to the t shape at the back at the start of your butt crack.
Her t string was showing, I could tell because it appeared she had a t in her butt crack.
by shannon rachelle August 1, 2008
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String-board

It is, apparently, some lost person's definition of the Shadow Caper's guitar.
The Shadow Caper and I were walking down the street after we had given a show to our hometown. And honest to whatever you believe in, this girl came up to us and said she liked our string-board. Read the example because that's honestly what happened. It was kind of stupid, but funny at the same time
Girl: "Hey! I dug the show you guys put on the other night. It rocked! I thought that you(*shadow caper*) rocked on the...string-board thing"
She could not get the word off her tounge. I'm pretty sure she meant"guitar"

Shadow Caper:"Guitar?"
Girl:"The what?"
Shadow Caper: You know, it has six strings and a lot of them have a hole in them"
Girl: "oh yeah"
by Cameron Grzadzieleski December 9, 2004
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