“They won’t take a shot with me because they’re Oklahoma Sober; drink beer and smoke weed only.”
“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”
“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”
by Astrovan Jesus September 09, 2020
by CelicaSupra January 25, 2017
Ah shit I have Oklahoma Velcro
by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018
by Mr. Webster himself12 August 03, 2017
The name of a notorious serial killer and rapist who is running rampant in the state of Oklahoma. He is notorious for targeting joggers and stretching their back doors out before murdering them.
by TsunamiDiesel October 18, 2022
The art of inserting a curling iron into the vagina while its on and twisting until cooked thoroughly.
by SenorNoodles June 19, 2016
A sexual position, practised in western parts of Tasmania, which involves medium-sized rubber bands and forked boughs. It is, however, illegal in East Tasmania.
She invited me to a diner, but she ended up showing me the Oklahoma slingshot. I couldn't sneeze for a week.
by polishguru March 12, 2015