After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship. Like a traditional rebound, but with a better chance to score a new relationship with a better mate.
Guy 1: Dude, one happened to that one chick you were talking to?
Guy 2: I dumped her because she was a skank. But I found this awesome girl the next day!
Guy 1: Nice offensive rebound! You're really controlling the boards!
Guy 2: I dumped her because she was a skank. But I found this awesome girl the next day!
Guy 1: Nice offensive rebound! You're really controlling the boards!
by Jack the Definer December 14, 2009
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"My phone won't stop going off."
"Everyone knows Blake is a registered text offender. He sends 500 texts at a time."
"Hey"
"What's Up"
"What are you doing"
"You must be at work"
"hey"
"Everyone knows Blake is a registered text offender. He sends 500 texts at a time."
"Hey"
"What's Up"
"What are you doing"
"You must be at work"
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Get the Offence mug.The easily offended are, self-explanatorily, people who are easily offended. They are commonly classed as such due to how easy it is for them to get into too much of a hissy fit when they have resulted from even the slightest of offence.
This usually entails people who are, unfortunately, very easily manipulated, but includes however are not limited to religious people, ones that are far too attached to/with something (e.g: see weeaboo) or simply lifeforms that cannot handle a rational disagreement - let alone just a typical gossip.
To cause offence to the easily offended usually leads to the 'causer' having to put up with their whiny attempts to show how much pain the 'causer' has caused them, and it has been well known that the 'causer' is expected to apologise, improve upon their actions, or even make up for the altercation in some way - when clearly, it's the easily offended's fault.
This usually entails people who are, unfortunately, very easily manipulated, but includes however are not limited to religious people, ones that are far too attached to/with something (e.g: see weeaboo) or simply lifeforms that cannot handle a rational disagreement - let alone just a typical gossip.
To cause offence to the easily offended usually leads to the 'causer' having to put up with their whiny attempts to show how much pain the 'causer' has caused them, and it has been well known that the 'causer' is expected to apologise, improve upon their actions, or even make up for the altercation in some way - when clearly, it's the easily offended's fault.
You: God is really great, he is really motivational and being Christian really helps me get on with life!
Me: Yeah, I guess. But here's a theory - I've read the bible. At points it claims that 'The Lord' is Jesus, and that 'The Lord' is God. Which is it? Don't you think that's a prime example of hypocrisy?
You: ...Don't say that about my religion! God has helped me so much, and Jesus died for our sins!
Me: Oh, my bad, I didn't realise you were part of the easily offended (!)
Me: Yeah, I guess. But here's a theory - I've read the bible. At points it claims that 'The Lord' is Jesus, and that 'The Lord' is God. Which is it? Don't you think that's a prime example of hypocrisy?
You: ...Don't say that about my religion! God has helped me so much, and Jesus died for our sins!
Me: Oh, my bad, I didn't realise you were part of the easily offended (!)
by Terrum April 20, 2016
Get the the easily offended mug.1. To take a stance or position against a percieved assault.
2. The quality of an attack used against an opponent or enemy during battle.
3. To find an opinion, act, object or situation to be detestable.
2. The quality of an attack used against an opponent or enemy during battle.
3. To find an opinion, act, object or situation to be detestable.
1. Arthur took an offensive position to prepare for Uryens' attack.
2. Yuko certainly did put up a good offesive while battling Emperor Magus.
3.Because I often find Fred's political definitions to be offensive, I give all of his definitions a thumbs down even the non-political ones.
2. Yuko certainly did put up a good offesive while battling Emperor Magus.
3.Because I often find Fred's political definitions to be offensive, I give all of his definitions a thumbs down even the non-political ones.
by D.Collective April 12, 2007
Get the Offensive mug.noun; pronounced "uh-fen-duh" and therefore no article is needed before it; used to describe someone who hates or passionately dislikes something, the only reason being simply to hate the thing being hated.
by J Money For Three June 11, 2006
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