Dylan: Yo Buddy get off Tinder!
Jewish Ben: I’m not on tinder! I have a gf.
Dylan: sure bro but ur also a denying been a Jew. It’s okay we love you.
Jewish Ben: I’m not on tinder! I have a gf.
Dylan: sure bro but ur also a denying been a Jew. It’s okay we love you.
by Heyitsurboicocksucker69 June 06, 2021
The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.
Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!
by Gatemouth brown January 03, 2018
Jewish Dave is a Jewish lad who who is 1/16 Jewish and uses the powers he gained at Jew camp as well as the Jew tool fight hoes and thots
by Gamerman69 October 09, 2019
On the border lines of of Israel. A Jewish man stands, awaiting for his customer. Whenever you pay him 20 sheckles, he uses one of his nostrils to elevate you upon the ground.
The authorities have successfully intercept a Jewish immigration.
by Xnjxjdjzn March 15, 2022
"Jewish Fruit is gonna' kill ya'!"
by UDfan1234567890 October 31, 2019
Scenario 1:
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Bartender: “Coming right up!”
Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Bartender: “Coming right up!”
Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”
by Willy Soul October 13, 2023