When a relationship has reached a level that you are willing to give the other person the password to your wifi network, it is considered "wifi official"
After the third night in a row she had spent at his place, Dave thought it was time for he and Sarah to become Wifi Official.
by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg September 11, 2016

My WiFi constantly doesn’t work
by FlipperDoor5488 March 26, 2019

something that never works and is fucking annoying like man I pay money for you and you still can't work I want to shoot the person who created this shit
by i fucking hate shit May 25, 2021

when 2 gay men decide to get out a double-sided dildo and have a competition to see who can slide it in the farthest first
by Stabbolikesgay February 24, 2021

Alya; Can you give me the fox miraclous ladybug: no hawkie: oh a very angry girl fly away my akuma and evil-ze this broken heart hawkie: lady wifi i am hawk moth
by mari loves adrien August 11, 2023
