oklahoma sober

Beer/Weed only

“They won’t take a shot with me because they’re Oklahoma Sober; drink beer and smoke weed only.”

“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”

by Astrovan Jesus September 9, 2020

Buffalo, Oklahoma

More cattle than people.

Buffalo, Oklahoma is located in the armpit of the panhandle.

Buffalo, Oklahoma is the county seat of Harper county.

by oklahomaLux July 5, 2013

oklahoma slammer

a fancy cocktail containing gatorade and liquor that can only be used in classy situations

“Hey Mitch come over so we can slam a couple of Oklahoma slammers by the pool”

by jmp definition June 6, 2022

oklahoma jitters

When you drink too much coffee, and it makes you uncomfortable inside and out

Man, I shouldn't have had that fourth cup of coffee, it gave me the Oklahoma Jitters!

by SharkSausage August 3, 2020

oklahoma soaker

When you’re working on an oil rig and you accidentally, or on purpose, pee on your fellow rig hands.

“I was peeing over the edge of the rig and I gave Phillip an Oklahoma Soaker. Bounced right off his hard hat!”

by ClaretyS April 28, 2021

oklahoma limousine

A truck with 6 or more doors.

"Me and my cousin got a ride to prom in an Oklahoma Limousine."

by CelicaSupra January 24, 2017

Oklahoma Stretcher

The name of a notorious serial killer and rapist who is running rampant in the state of Oklahoma. He is notorious for targeting joggers and stretching their back doors out before murdering them.

"Be carefull if you're hiking in Oklahoma! You don't want to get caught by the Oklahoma Stretcher!

by TsunamiDiesel October 17, 2022