Nightmarathon

An extremely long or never ending series of unfortunate or terrible events or experiences.

Dating her wasn´t just a nightmare - it turned out to be a nightmarathon.

by Evil Dirt October 1, 2008

Nightmart

When a man licks another mans nipple while at the same time touching his own.

Me and Jim had nightmart yesterday.

by slymonster December 11, 2011

nightsteller

UK -Slang for he is sick or cool

Woah Oscar is Nightsteller!

by QWITEpANther March 29, 2017

nightware

The various objects one must carry while carrying out tasks at night.

Dude, I'm gonna go walk the the dog and pop by the liquor store. You need anything?
I'm good, bro, just remember your nightware, you know, your flashlight and shit.

by Corndog59 July 29, 2018

nIGHTTARES

A simple disease in which shmavery can't control her mind and becomes the submissive of a rape baby.

*SHMAVERY PANTING*
Masha : OH it must be a nIGHTTARES...

Shmavery : *SPANKING PILLOWS*

Masha : oh darn where are those meds? *THROWS MEDS AT SHMAVERYS HEAD*

Shmavery : WTF YOU ASS WAGON

by shmaverylikesass123 January 27, 2019

Nigerian Nightmare

The act of waking up in the morning and wondering if you were sexually violated by a black man last night, when in reality, you were.

"Dude did you make it home last night?"
"Yeah, but I have a strange suspicion I had a nigerian nightmare".

by alanx303 January 30, 2010

wet nightmare

when you're sleeping with a chick and you wake up early and jack off on her back. The next morning you tell her you had a wet dream.

last weekend mindy blue-balled joe so he gave her the wet nightmare. it was hilarious

by TUhippy April 27, 2006