A New Zealand Welcome

The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.

I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.

by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023

Nelson, New Zealand

Small city in the Tasman region if New Zealand at the top of the South Island. Known for some of the sunniest weather in the country, and the Sealord headquarters and not much else.

Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.

Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.

Alana: "I'm moving to Nelson, New Zealand with my son next month. Time for a change"
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.

by KeisterShaker007 December 18, 2023

Newzealanded

When you lose a world cup final because other team has scored more boundaries.

I was NewZealanded in the job as job was given to other candidate. His shirts had more number of buttons than mine.

by Sunny969 July 16, 2019

cambridge newzealand

Cambridge is a place close to the Waikato river full of rich white people who ride horses and row. Cambridge was built on racism and today still lives up to the name of being the most white snobbest place in new Zealand. Cambridge people enjoy biking as a family, shopping, talking about how Cambridge is growing, gardening and talking with other white mums about how "sarahs daughter was hanging out with a darky today!" God bless Cambridge.

A group of stranger are silently waiting inliNE and an old Cambridge woman hasn't talk about Cambridge newZealand to strangers in the last 30 minutes.

Old lady pam: "hello I'm pam and I live in 'Cambridge',it's such a beautiful place and I hope you and your family visit one day.

Stranger: k.

by Skrrt skrt March 29, 2017

Newzealanded

Ending up on losing side or second in rank even after getting the equal marks or points due to unfair judgmental call

I have been awarded second rank and been newzealanded because my opponent used less steps to finish race.

by CricGuy July 16, 2019

Newzelandification

When something is so small or subtle that you don’t notice it at first

Newzelandification (noun)
When something is so small or subtle that you don’t notice it at first — like a hidden watermark or tiny detail.

by M from Pakistan December 1, 2025