connor nelson

A little kid who has a small penis and won't stop bullying

Connor Nelson can do bad things

by Connor nelson March 10, 2017

nelson rocks

coolest student at berkeley.

the nelson rocks. (just ask him)

by nelso December 16, 2004

Admiral Nelson

The bottle of Admiral Nelson Spiced Rum needed to make you not remember that Thursday night

' Yo man you look pretty shitty, rough night?'

' Yeah man, Da Admiral Nelson got me good at Carroll Hall'

by Baldasssssss October 7, 2009

jordy nelson

Jordy nelson is a WR for the Green Bay Packer who is known for his amazing catches and is sometimes used in sentences when someone makes a great catch.

"You Jordy Nelsoned him!"

by 12packers May 2, 2018

Jade Nelson

most amazing person youll ever meet. shes so beautiful and that just lights up the whole entire world. shes a great cuddler and shes short. even tho she can be annoying at times ill always love her cause shes MY BABY! btw she has a really cute pupper(js). this girl is my absolute everything and is probably why I'm still alive.

This might be a little risky but would you do me the great honor of having you, Jade Nelson, as my girlfriend?

by ppeanut butter May 29, 2018

nerdy nelson

Someone who is a nerd.

Yo look at that guy what a nerdy Nelson

FR he gets an 100 on every test I’m finna cheat or this guy

by barbiesdreamhouse December 28, 2022

Nelson Moment

When a person describes something in a literal context using words that are dated, not real, or otherwise make no sense.

a.

Teacher (to george, unrelated to Jennie): Why are we playing Scooby Doo Soccer? Am I going to need to call Jennie's mom?
George: *Speechless confusion and awkward laughter*
Jennie: *wearing headphones*
Other Student to partner: She just had a nelson moment

b.

StudentA: Ms. Nelson had a Nelson moment today
StudentB: Oh really? What did she say?
StudentA: Nothing, I just looked up from my graphic organizer and saw her swimming around the classroom like a fish.

by Hampsterkeed February 24, 2023