Ned Lamont

A social distancing addict. He will come measure the 6 feet with his massive shlong. Just a massive magnum dong.

Gary- *Gives the homie a ten hour anal session*
Homie- No homo.
Gary- Uh oh! It’s Ned Lamont we have to get six feet before he comes to touch us with the 6 foot monster dong!

by Xxextentioncord July 9, 2020

Ned's Newt

A very popular cartoon in United Kingdom and United States. QUBO hosts it, it's first episode date was on October 18, 1997. The plot revolves around a boy buying a pet at the pet store and the newt is the only one. The boy realizes something is wrong with the newt and the pet store owner gives him Zippo Newt Food. The pet store owner tells the boy not to give too much to the newt. The boy mistakenly places the can in the fishbowl and makes the newt grow large.

Kid 1: I just saw Ned's Newt on TV! Kid 2: Thank god it wasn't on ridiculous times!

by midfag June 25, 2018

Nutty Ned

A Nutty Ned is someone who is so horny you just wanna punch them in the chest.

Horny boi: *horny face at female*
Some made up Australian guy: fuck off ya' fuckin' nutty ned

by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021

Ned Bud

Simp. A man who claims to be a lion when he is SIMPly a butterfly. Claims to be affluent, but makes his living by mowing his Daddy's property. His "wealth" allows him to purchase Chipotle for prospective women. A Ned Bud resides in basements and rural areas. If you encounter a Ned Bud, your best bet is to scuff his Uggs and outrun him. However, if he is in the Range Rover blasting Tekashi 6ix9ine, nobody stands a chance.

"Hey do you want me to pay for your Chipotle burrito?" "Sure, thanks Ned Bud!"
"Ned Bud, go mow the lawn!"
"Ned Bud is the peck connoisseur."

by Konna Delly February 27, 2020

testecle ned

a loser with a big forehead(billy bender)

yo that kid looks like testecle ned

by jonny April 4, 2003

Ned Kelly

to bash someone for looking at you funny.

Dazza: that guy over there is looking at ya funny

Nat: where is he? I'll ned kelly him!

by strayadogs January 13, 2017

Eluned(Ned)

Eluned is the name of a really cool welsh girl but everyone calls her Ned
Typically has a good taste in music and dresses really cool

The definition of Eluned(Ned) is a a cool welsh girl. When someone’s name is Eluned, they are probably cool. If you’re pulling a Ned (Eluned) then you’ve earned the respect of everyone else because of how cool you are😎😎
“Wow you look so cool today”
“Yeah I was pulling a Ned”

by koolestkahooter November 3, 2019