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Ned's Newt

A very popular cartoon in United Kingdom and United States. QUBO hosts it, it's first episode date was on October 18, 1997. The plot revolves around a boy buying a pet at the pet store and the newt is the only one. The boy realizes something is wrong with the newt and the pet store owner gives him Zippo Newt Food. The pet store owner tells the boy not to give too much to the newt. The boy mistakenly places the can in the fishbowl and makes the newt grow large.
Kid 1: I just saw Ned's Newt on TV! Kid 2: Thank god it wasn't on ridiculous times!
by midfag June 25, 2018
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nuremburg ned

When someone repeatedly makes Holocaust jokes even after no one laughs
Person 1:You hear Jack made a Holocaust joke in front of the Jewish kid?
Person 2:We all make mistakes sometimes
Person 1:It’s the 3rd time this week!
Person 2: What a nuremburg ned
by Climate change bus January 29, 2021
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Nutty Ned

A Nutty Ned is someone who is so horny you just wanna punch them in the chest.
Horny boi: *horny face at female*
Some made up Australian guy: fuck off ya' fuckin' nutty ned
by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021
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NED O'rouke

a spastic child, who has no standards and fingers fat fugly girls, he also thinks he is a really kool kid and urbexes in constructions sites. Do not be friends with a Ned O'rouke.
by biggest yeet around August 26, 2017
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testecle ned

yo that kid looks like testecle ned
by jonny April 4, 2003
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Ned Kelly

to bash someone for looking at you funny.
Dazza: that guy over there is looking at ya funny

Nat: where is he? I'll ned kelly him!
by strayadogs January 13, 2017
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Eluned(Ned)

Eluned is the name of a really cool welsh girl but everyone calls her Ned
Typically has a good taste in music and dresses really cool
The definition of Eluned(Ned) is a a cool welsh girl. When someone’s name is Eluned, they are probably cool. If you’re pulling a Ned (Eluned) then you’ve earned the respect of everyone else because of how cool you are😎😎
“Wow you look so cool today”
“Yeah I was pulling a Ned
by koolestkahooter November 3, 2019
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