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Columbus, Nebraska

The worst place in the United States. A man was stabbed in the chest and face in a motel parking lot. A lot of mafia and gang related crimes and not safe for children after dark with all of the sexual predators. A place where a friday night is watching football and or getting high off of the weed that grows in everybody's backyards. Middle schoolers are drug dealers and most of the women have beards and bad body odor.

The most popular singer here is Keith Urban. There is practically a cornfield everywhere. Cows everywhere. Most people have a ranch in their backyard and the horses eat the weed.

There are more mexicans here than in Mexico and I don't even know how many that is it must be a lot cause everything is translated into spanish under the english version at Runza. Did I mention everybody smokes weed and cooks meth in their living room?

The people here are hardcore religious spawn of an unreal God. I mean, come the fuck on.

Everybody here /IS CATHOLIC/. Except for the few who aren't and if you aren't religious, then prepare for a shit storm cause these bible jockeys will shove the verses of that damned book up your asshole I'm not even kidding, man.
you'll come out of there with a cornhuskers hat on and a foam finger saying #WE'RE NUMBER 1!!!
but no, the football if fucking horrible and you need to sit the fuck down because this place sucks so much ass i'm not even exaggerating.
GET OUT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE THIS IS HELL GO GO GO

did i mention everybody does weed
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Nebraska

An unknown state in the US, known for it's football team, koolaid, spam, and CORN. Fields and fields of CORN..
Guy: Hey, where do you live?
Girl: Nebraska..-sighs-
Guy:...What country is that?
Girl: 0.o
by Elliez May 17, 2007
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Nebraska Hair

Hair with long, sweeping bangs that cover part of the forehead and sometimes the eyes. It is usually dark in color. It can sometimes be spiked in the back.

It is derived from the hair of Conor Oberst and a guy who used to be in my English class. Both are from Nebraska and both have this hair style.

See emo hair.
Jack: Look, Josh has Nebraska Hair!
Maria Lynn: Yeah, but it looks hot on him!
Sara Moe: You guys are weird.
by JackTheShipper September 18, 2008
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Nebraska Flare

when you take a shit and it has chunks of corn in it.
Oh dude, I just took a poop that had some nebraska flare in it.
by creative explosion February 26, 2011
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battle creek nebraska

the shittiest place on earth and full of potheads and you dont want to go their EVER.
by smd.smd.smd.smd. January 18, 2011
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Nebraska Fatty

Where you put in a dip of chewing tobacco so big that you can not get your lip over the dip in your mouth.
Dude you should have seen this Nebraska Fatty I had last night. It was like the size of Hastings.
by M44Gunner March 11, 2011
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The Nebraskan Soybean

The act of spitting in a penis hole and then profusely shitting on a semi-erect penis. You then must rip out a soybean from the ground and shove it up your arsehole in an effort to prematurely ejaculate.
I performed The Nebraskan Soybean on my step-sis yesterday and I cummed after an hour!
by shamorie March 11, 2020
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