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Nature

The bitch responsible for hurricanes, tornados, floods, earthquakes, tsunamis, blizzards, volcanos, landslides, avalanches, and wild fires.
Dude, the midwest just got fucked up again by nature.
by jay-x May 2, 2008
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Nature Trail

The trail of feces left on a male gooch or a female vagina when wiping back-to-front. An alternate is front-to-back wipers, who leave a nature trail heading up their butt cracks.
When I have explosive dihharea, I usually am left with quite a nature trail to clean up.
by BiggC November 10, 2009
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Nature Butt

a weaboo on the internet who likes to start drama and can't take criticism on anything
Noob: This piece looks good, but you should probably lay off the dodge/burn tool next time. Also the lighting looks off.

Nature Butt: ZOMG! Don't you dare critique my art! I am super special awesome!

Noob: All I did was give you some simple advice. Don't be such a Nature Butt.
by Noob20 February 23, 2010
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nature of the twack

The retarded dysfunctional way people behave under the influence of crystal meth. This includes making numerous stupid decisions, inability to be able to prioritize anything important, hundreds of assonine projects that will never not only never get finished, but most certainly should never have even been started! All these projects are a stupid waste of time and counteractive to any kind of productivity. Diving in dumpsters, bringing stuff into the house, trying to organize stuff inside the house, then bringing stuff out of the house, while still backed up on deciding the purpose of stuff all ready in the house from previous nights that has now lost it's inital thrill and mad crazy possibilities. This is assuming if the person even has a house! Endless hours of porn watching, poopsterbating, cheating on their significant others, stealing and hours spent plotting up ridiculous schemes to defy the "man" and some how get around the system.
I did not mean to talk shit on you, throw you under the bus and steal your belongings and have sex with your girlfriend. It was not me, it was the nature of the twack!
by annoyedbypeople April 26, 2014
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Mother Nature

Oi fam that was some good Mother Nature u got”
by Elizabeth Earle January 14, 2019
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mother nature

the other thing keeping poor people down, besides "The Man".
Person 1: Damn are your parents ok? I heard about those floods in your hometown.
Person 2: Yeah they're fine, as is all our stuff, thank god. Only the ghetto part of the city got flooded.
Person 1: Now mother nature AND the man are keeping poor people down. Shit.
by SnobbyWhiteGuy August 7, 2011
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nature

A state of being that everyone secretly aspires to as long as they don't have to experience it first hand.
Guy A: For my new year's resolution I vow to be one with nature

Guy B: Wow, so you're going to go without proper clothing, transport, entertainment or even shelter and exist on a diet of tree bark and bugs?

Guy A: Uh, I was thinking more along the lines of buying organic potatoes... but when you put it that way it makes my perception of nature sound flawed. I'm going to drive home now, watch TV and eat a giant take out pizza before going to bed in my comfortably heated house.

Guy B: You're welcome..
by anonnonononononon August 7, 2006
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