Nub 

A loser or someone who has no life.

Shut up Savannah, You're suck a nub!

Nub by hsbajsbhjdbajsbchjas March 10, 2010

nub 

acting like fools wih the person who you love who is just weird or weirder than you.

"Jordan your such a nub!"

nub by lexa dean March 29, 2010

Nub 

A fuzzy ball with googly eyes tube pipes and paper feet ,a huge success in my class.

Natalie:"Hey check out my nub!! Isn't it soooo cool!?! The whole class is gonna love it!"

Whole class:"I WANT ONE GIVE ME ONE I WANT A NUB!

Nub by ali_100 September 25, 2010

Nub 

A premature penis

The man had a nub.

Nub by broloves November 28, 2010

nub 

An enigmatic weirdo. Especially one that is cute and makes silly faces. Can be found speaking in a language comprised of only the word "nub.". Often redheaded.

"Nub nub nub nub!" cried the nub.

nub by Kaptainkmk May 16, 2011

Nub 

A gremlin

Mary Olsen is a nub.

Nub by ThomasEdison August 1, 2012

Nub 

A nub is a word used to describe somebody that is usually under the age of 18, short (usually under 5ft), with a high-pitched voice and brightly coloured dyed hair.

"You see that nub over there?"
"She looks like a right nub!"
"Are you a nub?"

Nub by Domdiedford October 2, 2014