a way to describe NO!! without sounding too harsh. Pronounced no-z-ls, it is a feminine exclamation that can be used in a jocular manner or can be said with severity and get a guy to stop shagging you when you dont want it.
It must be said in a girly voice.
It must be said in a girly voice.
oh nozzles!! not my toes!!
oh nozzles, struan, i want chocolate cake!!
oh nozzles, im having sex!! NOZZLES!!!!
oh nozzles, struan, i want chocolate cake!!
oh nozzles, im having sex!! NOZZLES!!!!
by Bugsy Scotland M January 19, 2008
Get the nozzlesmug. 1.) a person's head (not head of your penis, the one above your neck)
2.) someone who is being such a fruity douche that the doucheyness is practically spraying from them like from a nozzle
2.) someone who is being such a fruity douche that the doucheyness is practically spraying from them like from a nozzle
person a: hey let me feel your head
person b: DON'T TOUCH MY FROUCHE NOZZLE
a: did you see the guy dancing by himself?
b: yeah he is such a frouche nozzle
person b: DON'T TOUCH MY FROUCHE NOZZLE
a: did you see the guy dancing by himself?
b: yeah he is such a frouche nozzle
by brendan carr-skies February 19, 2009
Get the frouche nozzlemug. A duo act in which 2 people are a far distance away vertically. One then goes on said roof and ejaculates with a superb stream, it then lands directly on the other partner's forehead, relating to a shower nozzle.
"YO guess what?!" "me and keontay performed the New Jersey Shower Nozzle last night!" "It was Epic!"
by bighanky May 2, 2024
Get the New Jersey Shower Nozzlemug. Coined by MLR, someone who is at the leading edge of douchebaggery. Literally a person ahead of their time when it comes to being a total douchebag.
by Pedrito the Words February 16, 2020
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. Someone who constantly tries to show intelligence with random facts. They think the facts are true but they are wrong.
Fred said" Did you you know Fargo ND is the closest state to the equator north of the rockies" when he says things like that he's such a douche nozzle.
by Big Dryp December 12, 2023
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. Anyone that volunteers as an editor for urban dictionary and rejects definitions based on personal feelings or biases. Especially considering some of the incredibly offensive crap that they approve.
by A song of Fife and Ice April 6, 2019
Get the Douche nozzlemug. A mythical three headed beast that exists within a workplace (usually an office) whose sole purpose for being is to verbally abuse and harass their manager, who try as he / she might, can never seem to do enough to stop them from breaking his spirit, day after day after (long and weary) day
On their own, any one of the three parts of a douche nozzle maketh an easily defeatable foe, but when combined (like Voltron), they form a truly unstoppable workplace bully
by Sergeant Boulder August 22, 2011
Get the Douche Nozzlemug.