leave in conditioner

to blow a load on the back of a girls neck and rub her hair in it

dude befor work i gave my girl some leave in conditioner

by asserroth February 21, 2011

mack and leave

Mack & Leave is a term stating that you hooked-up with some random guy and left him afterward. He texts calls i.m's and stalks you but you've already moved on to the next guy.
Tis' the season to be mackin! __ VS.
LEARN IT AND LIVE IT LADIES!

girl: oh i mack and leave; relationships dont get me deep.

by ohsostrange December 10, 2009

Leave behind

When you take a dump and do not flush. This forces the next person that comes along to see your dump.

I did a leave behind at work today. Everyone was taking about it. It was awesome.

by Gpack25 April 11, 2016

peturnity leave

Taking paid time off from work to care for a newly adopted animal companion. This can also apply to pets that have babies.

Worker 1: "I haven't seen Sarah in a few days, where the hell is she?"

Worker 2: "You didn't hear? She adopted a new cat so she's on peturnity leave."

by Tac306 October 29, 2013

leave me

Help i’m dying inside and drowning in my tears but I don’t want you asking question 😭

Leave me I’m fine Dw hru ? xx

by Depressed 4 ever July 20, 2019

Leaving A Trail

When you itch or in anyway cause your pubis to fall off.

It was obvious that Jack was whacking off in my bedroom because he was leaving a trail.

by Thomas Johanson (Worlds Greates Tennis Playa) December 02, 2003

Leave The Truth

To leave or to be ejected from the Jehovah’s Witness religion (see in The Truth).

Although the word “leave” implies purposeful action, the phrase “leave the truth” most commonly refers to people whom were disfellowshipped against their will (see disfellowshipping). This reflects the attitude that when a person is disfellowshipped, it is their own fault.

If you leave the Truth, we can’t be friends anymore.

by JW Terms October 21, 2018