Mantua

Having a small penis.

"that poor guy...got hooked up with a mantua"

or

"Mitch never let his mantua get in the way of his love life"

by Moonroach October 26, 2004

muntunguligungi

Being only a thing people who are self-conscious may consider, there is many procedures where augmentation to the chest area is used to increase chest size. Muntunguligungi is what the augmented breasts are called, and just like a thief wears a mask to hide or lie about their identity, muntunguligungi are fakers in the way that they hide one’s true chest. Muntunguligungi can cause an assortment of problems, many for the individual who has them, and few for the people who find out they are not real. However, many find muntunguligungi to be fine, because it may increase self-confidence, leading to a higher chance to partake in mating season. Thus, leading to growth of the species.

“I know you may have muntunguligungi, but I still love them and we should mate for survival”
“Yes, I appreciate your understanding of the situation, and we shall most definitely mate to repopulate the race.”

by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018

munjugba

(n) a certain party trick for one's partner

The act of placing his produce in the mouth and blowing it or letting it dribble out of one's nostrils

Dude! She is so fucking gifted!!! She showed the munjugba for the first time. It was the shit yo!!! Bok!

by Pimpilicious August 1, 2003

Mintune

A subunit of time, similar to the minute; one mintue = one half minute.

"Hurry up, I have to be at school in twenty mintunes!"

"You're late, but only by four mintunes."

by Clopot December 29, 2007

muntaineer

a person, due to an excess of alcohol or drugs, who is not safe (a) up ladders (b) low steps or (c) stairs.

quick, someone stop Eric from climbing those steps, he's a muntaineer!

by Poshratz October 10, 2008

Mantucket Nectars

Seminal fluid.

"Oh, Gee Willikers!" exclaimed Paul. "Looks like I've gone and spilled Mantucket Nectars on my keyboard again!"

by meowwwww December 20, 2008

Munguernos

degenerates

Apply for work within : No baggy pant or sideways ball cap. No Munguernos!

by secretempirekd July 31, 2009