Munch

A sassy male who thinks he’s player when he really down bad n be begging.

“Girl he a munch just get the head”

by Kittenxox September 5, 2022

Munch

a munch is a person of the male gender that eats a girls pussy

“girl you know he a munch”

by jonibean August 29, 2022

sick munch

Going down on a pussy only to find out to late that it hasn't been washed from night before

I had a right sick munch this morning, I went down on my girlfriend, she didn't tell me she hadn't cleaned the mingling thing, I threw up on her muff

by mitch00uk April 3, 2015

Munch Mechanics

muhnch muh-kan-iks
- noun

1. routine or basic methods of a person who consistently repeats the same mistake more than once or makes completely irrational decisions without warning or reason.
2. the process of making ill-advised, wasteful financial decisions to reach an unrealistic or unobtainable goal.
3. the actions of an individual who rationalizes ideas regarding Asian minors whilst under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

"Goran Bunch" recently received his paycheck. Displaying typical munch mechanics, he resolved to spend it entirely on a European satchel, hard liquor, something with rhinestones, and an over-priced gift for an Asian minor (in the hopes of receiving sexual gratification.) Later that night he recalled his countless stupid decisions, but, for some reason, repeated the same actions during the following pay-period. munch mechanics

by Bubba the Cat September 29, 2010

super munchies

when you smoke marijuana,and get VERY hungry, more hungry than regular muchies

agustas:yo i ate 20 mcdonalds cheeseburgers
person:damn u got the...
unison:SUPER MUNCHIES!!!

by LL138 April 26, 2008

munch

A low-pressure, social gathering at a restaurant or pub for people into BDSM. Particularly intended for people new to the scene who might be intimidated by a play party

Well, if you don't feel ready for a play party, drop by the munch next week and meet some people.

by Peter November 14, 2003

Dog Muncher

An offensive slang term for a Chinese person or from Asian background.It comes from the fact that Chinese people beat and kill peoples dogs on the streets to sell for food like savages.

"There's an new kid in our school"
"Yeah, I heard he was a Dog Muncher."

by Chase Meredith April 10, 2008