Matts Dick

A dick that his Girlfriends doesn't even want in her mouth or cunt and is smaller than the fat kids millimetre defeater

Matts Dick is mini

by ShowUsYaCunt September 1, 2022

Monkey Mitts

An alternative format for playing edward forty hands where you drink brass monkeys instead of regular forties.

"Hey Joe the Plumber, let's play forty hands tonight."
"Nah, John. Let's play monkey mitts."

by K Sully February 22, 2009

furry mott hamster

Looks a bit like a mythical Scottish haggis. Could also mean hairy beaver.

That's a nice furry mott hamster you've got there. Can I stroke it?

by Mr Bobby Bobby June 27, 2016

fot mott

a person named matt who is very fat

hey look over there its a fot mott!

by fot mott June 5, 2016

flesh mitts

Another word for your hands. Because they're basically mittens made out of flesh.

"Damn bro, you got some big flesh mitts."

by john_caaarl March 18, 2016

sesh mott

Belligerently drunk finance professional, usually found asleep in Chinese takeaways

look at the state of that sesh mott

by oinofagnd November 26, 2016

Princess mott

Cringe British YouTuber, used to be a Gacha YouTuber, now an anything YouTuber, mostly a fnaf / dsaf YouTuber,

Person 1: do you watch Princess Mott?
Person 2: ha no she's so cringe.

by Stupid piss poo October 9, 2020